Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Latest on Gustav

The computer models show Gustav just to the west of NOLA.  Not good.  There's still a bit of distance, however, and a 50 mile wobble to the west would probably spare New Orleans and cause damage to New Iberia, Houma,  Morgan City, and maybe Lafayette.  There are fewer people in those communities but none the less they are human beings who deserve to live their lives without a fear of nature and the elements she can throw out.  PLEASE pray for south Louisiana!  These people are my ancestors, my family, and my friends, They don't deserve this! No one does!

A Call to Arms from Ginger!

One of Miss G's new favorite readers commented on New Orlean's Mayor Ray Nagin's statement: "this is the mother of all storms", and in sympathy for Katrina survivors, she stated that she thought that "the mother..." has already happened. Miss Ginger needs for everyone in the world to know that this is not the case!

This truly is the mother of all storms- an abosolute worst-case scenario for NOLA.  Katrina hit a little to the east of New Orleans,  so the right side of the storm (we call it the "dirty" side) actually hit the Mississippi Gulf Coast,  which was essentially washed away in it's entirety.  You don't hear as much about it because it is not so densely populated, so from a humanity standpoint not as many lives were lost as New Orleans.  But,  from a physical standpoint,  they got the hardest winds, the largest storm surge, and the most rain.
With Gustav heading slightly to the west of NOLA, this time they are on the dirty side of the storm.  The storm surge from a Cat4 will be catastrophic,  and in this case will push gazillions of gallons of water into Lake Ponchartrain,  which will not be able to contain it all.  The flood control systems are designed to spill water from the Mississippi River, across Lake Ponchartrain,  into the Morganza spillway and out into the Gulf of Mexico.  But because this storm will be pushing water up from the south,  the Morganza will already be full and won't be able to absorb the flood from Ponchartrain.  As water is pushed into Ponchartrain,  is will also push water back into the Mississippi and Lake Borne,  putting stress on the levees, which won't be completely reinforced until 2010.  If this storm were to happen in 2012,  the city would fare much better,  but because the levee improvement work is so time consuming,  it's far from complete.  All the breaches from Katrina are repaired,  and many of the weakest spots identified in her aftermath are fixed,  but there are still miles and miles of levee we now know can be made stronger,  and have just not been able to get the work done yet.
It's gonna be bad.  Really bad. Hate to be a downer,  but I want to make sure people all over the country know that New Orleans REALLY will need our prayers and support again,  and they need and deserve our assistance after this storm is over!  The last time they were not prepared to help themselves.  They learned their lesson and executed their plan of action beautifully this time.  They will spare many lives that would have been lost without the lessons learned last time.  But the property damage will be enormous,  and the damage to their souls and spirits will be even bigger.  Now is the time for human compassion like we have never poured it out before!  Please help me spread the word!

 .....G

Lessons Learned

As I get all wrapped up in the terror of Gustav and the extreme unfairness of nature to the people of New Orleans,  I found a series of articles on the Times-Picayune website of "lessons learned" from Katrina by these extremely resilient people.  Quite a few of them were "NSS" (no s?*t, Sherlock!) but some of the others were really clever or insightful:

Pack any favorite photographs or documents that you can't justify taking along into ziplock bags and pack them into the dishwasher with the door locked.  It's the largest waterproof chamber in most houses.

Scan all your important documents into your computer,  save to a CD,  and send it to a yankee relative that you trust.  All your records will be safe, can be reprinted,  and can even be emailed to you no matter where you end up.

Thousands of refrigerators and freezers were ruined after Katrina because power was out and putrid food rendered them worthless.  Before evacuating,  purchase plastic rubbermaid bins with tight fitting lids that fit within the shelves.  Place all the food in the bins,  and fill one bin with ice cubes.  This one is important!  Upon return (even if power has been restored before your return) you can look at the ice cubes to tell if your food has defrosted and refrozen.  If the ice cubes have deformed or refrozen into a sold block,  throw everything out and restock.  If you come home to a power failure,  remove all the bins and throw them away without opening.  Your appliance will be clean and usable when power is restored.

Put your computer CPU in the trunk of your car and take it with you.  There's more important stuff on there than you think!

Prepare for long periods of time without showers or baths.  Take along waterless washcloths,  available in the adult diaper section of the drugstore.  They use them to bathe patients without water and can be a lifesaver!

Work out a "contact person" in a northern place who can take calls from friends and family to keep track of where eveyone lands.  Be sure all your friends have this important number.

If you shelter in place:

Have an "old fashioned" phone- you can get them cheap at Walgreens. If the power is out, sometimes these still work,  but cordless phones won't, and cell phones can't be charged.

If you don't have  gas or charcoal stove,  get a small camp stove that runs on disposable propane canisters,  and make sure you have plenty of fuel.  Don't use it in the house,  but keep it in the house when you are not using it so it won't be stolen. If you're counting on a outdoor gasgrill,  chain it down.

Be sure you have a manual crank typre can opener!

Be sure you have plenty of paper plates, cups, and aluminum pans  etc. If the water supply is compromised you don't want to waste drinking water to wash dishes.

Rechargable solar garden lights work great during long power outtages.  Out them outside during the day and you'll have light all night!

If you have kids:

Never let them see you sweat!  Don't watch the news in front of them.  Find a many diversions as you can and keep them moving when you can so they'll sleep when they are supposed to!

Kinda makes you realize what a nightmare these things really are.  Even if no damage is done,  the evacuation itself is extrememly disrupting!

Please pray for the Crescent City!  They really, really, really, need our thoughts and prayers!

 

 

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Safe and Sound at Last!

Miss Ginger has never been so excited to see anything named George Bush in her life!  She landed safely at Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport

and was thrilled to be headed back home instead of being one of the masses of people in that huge airport trying to make connections and find ways to get elsewhere.

Thank goodness the wait at MSY in New Orleans wasn't too long,  because,  believe it or not,  all the bars and restaurants were closed! Oh, hell, no!  Miss G is not gonna sit around an airport and not be able to have herself a bloody mary or 2!  I guess for reasons of public safety it made since to close them,  but it sure did make Miss G long for a lovely libation! The perfect New Orleans bloody mary has a green olive (for saltiness) and a pickled green bean (for a bit of sour!).  Of course,  since Miss G didn't get to have one,  she had to find this photo on the internet to taunt you!

So,  here's Miss G's favorite bloody mary recipe:

1 1/2 oz vodka,

1 t prepared horseradish,

1 t worcestershire sauce,

tobasco (to taste),

4 oz tomato juice or V8.

Tony Cachere's seasoning (or seaoned salt) to rim the glass.

Rim the glass with seasoned salt. Shake remaining ingredients and pour over ice in a tall glass.  Garnish excessively.  Enjoy!

So, Miss G has awakened from her nap with the kitties,  so she's gonna take a shower,  then mix one of these suckers up for herself and have a little cocktail!  Who's gonna join her?

Headed for Safety

Miss Ginger is at the New Orleans airport waiting for her 2:40pm flight back to Houston.  She'll ride things out a Chez Ginger,  and should be perfectly safe there. The storm could still go that way, but Miss G's parts of Houston are far enough inland to be clear of storm surge,  and high enough to avoid flooding,  even with heavy rains.  The wind and rain will be the worst parts for G,  so she's gonna get all the lawn furniture into the garage and curl up with the kitties to see what happens.  The last beig scare was Rita,  and we barely got rain from that.  This is even farther away,  so far,  but we'll keep watching!  Thanks for all the good wishes!  Watch for my updates!

Headed to Cajun Country

As of 5am this morning,  the models seem more firmly in agreement that Gustav will come in somewhere along the coast below Lafayette, Louisiana.

That is a relatively low population area,  but the storm will still have quite a bit of strength as it moves through Lafayette.  It's still going to be really unpredictable, at least until it clears Cuba.  So at this point Miss G's plan is to get her ass home and wait things out there.  She'd stay in New Orleans if she could but they simply won't let her. Check out the outbound traffic headed to the airport already this morning! 

 

Once she gets home, she'll probably have to turn around and come right back on Monday or Tuesday if she can. Time will tell.  Godspeed,  Acadiana and the surrrounding areas!

 

Friday, August 29, 2008

The Latest

OMG!  The computer models have actually fallen into alignment! at200807_model082908d.gif

(Except the British one- what do they know- or care- about hurricanes, anyway!)  It looks like Gustav is going to head into Miss Ginger's birthplace,  Lake Charles, Louisiana.  She grew up there,  and even though it's a podunk town full of racist bigots,  it's her home and she loves it.  Fortunately (in this case) there nothing left of la Famille de Ginger in Lake Chuck except gravesites,  since big Bubba passed away a couple of years ago.  Momma and Bubba's house have been sold, so there's not a lot left in the Chuck for la Ginger except memories,  but that's enough to make her sad about it.  Many don't realize that Lake Charles was devastated by Rita a few weeks after Katrina,  but because the population was smaller and the visibility not so much,  it pretty much missed the national news.  A town called Cameron,  where Baby Ginger spent many a Saturday and Sunday with her bubbas and Daddy fishing,  boating,  and just having fun,  was totally wiped off the map.  I guess the good news here is that Gustav can't do much more damage since there's not much left anyway!

But at this point the G'ster has nothing left to do but head back to Houston and hope Continental honors her checked-in reservation.  Who knows what next week will hold?  You will if you stay tuned in to TFBOMGG!


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Stupidity

The models have not changed since 2 pm this afternoon,  yet New Orleans brilliant mayor has ordered a mandatory evacuation of the hotels beginning tomorrow at 8am.  So instead of the drunk fags being able to sleep off theoir hangovers,  they will be knocked awake by uniformed hotel staff who will simply tell them they need to leave.

Miss Ginger, being the responsible girl that she is,  came in early and asked the receptionist "what's the dill, pickle?"  She told Miss g about the mandatory evac,  so G headed upstairs to call Continental Aholes about her flight.  The bitch on the phone said she had no seats.  but when Miss G logged onto the website,  it willingly booked her a full fare ticket and allowed her to select from a number of available seats.  This says to Miss G one of 2 things:  A: this bitch was lying, or B: the computer allowed her to "overbook" herself.  Either way she's in a pickle,  because she has no choice but to show up at the airport adn hope they honer her reservation.  But wait!  There are options!  There are lots of peeps from the Krewe of Olympus here,  and many of them drove.  So, worse case scenario,  I guess we can pile into their cars and make the trek!  Luckily, Miss G has wireless broadband,  so no matter what happens you will be able to enjoy the drama from the safety of your midwestern home!  Love to all!

Westward 'ho!

This thing is crazy! The computer models have almost all taken an extreme shift to the west,  pointing Gustav more toward Texas.

 

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Good news for Miss Ginger,  maybe not so good for Casa de la Ginger and its current lesbian and feline inhabitants!  Actually,  la Casa is really far inland, and in a heighborhood that is called the Heights for a reason- it has never flooded.  Gustav can't possibly have a direct hit on Houston, because Houston is not on the coast!  It can hit points south and east of Houston, and follow Galveston Bay and the ship channel up into Houston,  but it will lose strength rapidly as it hits the shallow coastal waters in the gulf,  and then land, before it reaches Houston.  By the time it gets to Houston it will probably be downgraded to a Tropical Storm,  which is not necesarily a good thing.  Tropical storms don't move as fast as hurricanes,  and in fact often "stall", which is what happened with Allison several years ago.  However, Chez Ginger stayed high and dry through all of that,  so there no real need to worry about the house.  So, dear house sitting lesbians,  STAY PUT and don't try to leave in a traffic snarling panic!  AND DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE MY KITTIES BEHIND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!  My advice-  open up the bar (you know where it is!) call your friends (they all live nearby) and have a hurricane party! The housekeeper will be there before I get home so I don't even care if you make a mess!

 

It's Anyone's Game!

The computer models are less in agreement than ever on Gustav's path.  If you compare this morning's map to the earlier post,  the gap is even wider between the ones that say Texas and the ones that predict Louisiana.

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The red and blue models,  which are considered by many to be the most accurate,  now point east of NOLA toward Mississippi and Alabama.  So who knows where it could go.

For the time being Miss G is sitting tight.  She's going to spend the morning helping Boy Ginger get some work done that he brought along,  and then she prolly gonna spend some time at the casina (that's how they say it in east Texas).  Her last trip to Vegas was pretty lucky so maybe she can bring good fortune to the Gulf Coast as well.  She does love her some Harrah's!  They have really embraced the inner Ginger lately,  too.  Check out what they've got going on for Southern Decadence:

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And, they are helping the city welcome America's Department Store back to the city:

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

It's All Good!

Southern Decadence is in full swing-  these queens aren't afraid of a little wind and rain!  Just a little more hairspray and a little more mascara and they're good to go!

The computer models seem to be moving Gustav more toward the center of the state, which is the best possible scenario.

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If you've ever driven between Baton Rouge and New Orleans,  you know that there is a long causeway that spans miles and miles of swampland. That portion of the geography is the least populated portion of the Gulf Coast. Yes,  poor Morgan City would bear the brunt of things,  but it is less populated than New Orleans, Baton Rouge, or Lafayette.  It's gotta hit somewhere, so lets all pray it goes where the fewest people live. Somewhere between the red and blue path on the map would probably affect the fewest people.

NOLA remains cautiously optimistic.  In the French Quarter the party continues,  but there are plans to get the peeps out if things get ugly.  1st off,  apparently the city has worked with the major airlines to ensure that if an evacuation is ordered,  they will supply enough aircraft to get everyone with a confirmed outbound flight within the week out of the city on the day the evacuation is ordered. (You "space waitress" readers out there: correct me if I'm wrong.  I know you will!)  Also,  they have already organized busses to move anyone who has called into the "without transportation" hotline to get them out if an evacuation is ordered.  This will relieve the "Superdome Syndrome" that happened last time.  And this time contraflows will be ordered on all the freeways.  This is all worst case scenario,  and no one hear seems panicky or paranoid.  Least of all Ginger!

She spent the night partying at the 700 Club!  It's owned by her dear friend Mike,  who had always been her favorite bartender at the Bourbon Pub.After Katrina he found himself in Houston, kinda dazed and confused.  Miss Ginger (and the ex Mr. Ginger) took her in until he got on his feet,  which happened really quickly.  He worked at Houston's Guava Lamp for a short time before returning to NOLA and ultimately opening his own place.  What Miss G loves about the 700 Club is that everyone is having fun!! No prentention, no attitudes,  no noses in the air or muscles flexing in the corner (that's happening on the bar,  where it's supposed to!) Just lots of great music,  dancing,  and conversation that makes the party fun!  Everyone needs to check it out this Decadence!

 
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Miss Ginger Lounges

Miss Ginger LOVES to lounge at the Contintental Airlines Presidents Club at Terminal E in Houston. Presidents Club

If you've never been to this P Club you've never been to a P club! It's FABULOUS!  They have the COLDEST Bud Light in the world! One degree colder and it would be ice!  Almost time to head over to E9 for boarding. After a quick 50 minute flight Miss G will be partying in the Big Easy!

"and I am Telling You- I'm Still Going!"

I'm not letting some stupid unpredictable hurricane ruin my holiday weekend... and it's just as likely at this point to come to Houston as to New Orleans, so I may as well go, right?  This map certainly show that the computers have not agreed on New Orleans as the target.

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Meanwhile,  I found this link to the "Hurricane Hunters" really interesting.  Some particular points of interest: they really do fly straight through the hurricane.  They are all reserve volunteers.  And their planes look really old.  The Air Force probably doesn't want their nice new planes to get messed up by the storm!

Oh, hell to the no Miss Ginger ain't going on one of those! She's brave, but not stupid!  She's gonna go on one of these:

But she did take the virtual trip and was rewarded this badge:

Display it with pride!

So, as a documented "Cyber Hurricane Hunter" Miss G feels qualified to navigate the storm from New Orleans.  Plus,  one of her readers commented on Clover Grill and that made her real hungry for a hubcap burger!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

MissGinger Gets Her Occupational Reality Fix!

Tonight was big night for "occupational reality" television:  it was the finale of Shear Genius.

The Final CutDee, Charlie, and Nicole were the finalists, and for the final challenge they had to create 4 haircuts in 3 hours that told a story of a woman's life at 18, 20, 40, and 60.  Dee had redheads,  and her 3 models had every shade of red imaginable, as well as some other colors.  She really had a challenge getting their colors done.  She made up a story about a rocker chick.  Nicole got brunettes and told the story of her mother.  Charlie made up a story about a  blonde child star who lives a Hollywood life and ends her career by becoming a director.

Charlie did these "glamour" styles,  and Kim Vo said one of them looked like a "blonde burrito"!

I sort of thought all along that Charlie would win because of his experience and versatility,  but I think this challenge cost him the show.  This chignon sorta looked to Miss Ginger like the hairdo that almost every high power, somewhat overweight buyer would wear. 

The big white shirt just made that effect even more serious.  An the faux pearls totally finished off that "I just bought the outfit off the department store catalog" look!

Lisping Lesbian Dee won the show,  and although Miss G is also a redhead,  Dee's looks didn't live up to the "rocker chick" persona she had made up for her story.  Sorry,  this just didn't say "rocker chick" to Miss G.!

On Project Runway,  the designer had to make outfits out of recycled pieces of a Saturn Vue Hybrid. If Suede had said "whackadoodle" one more time I think I would have run him over with a Saturn Vue Hybrid.  He did remember to speak in the third person in one vignette,  after totally forgetting to do that schtick on the last few shows.  I'm sorry I ever called Stella a one trick pony,  because she apparently heard me,  and when tried to step outside of her comfort zone,  it really sucked.

Hunky Stupid Keith finally got auf'd.  Her had been challenged for making things that were too messy,  but today he was just boring.

Leanne won with this dress,  which looked better on TV than it does in this picture.

Tomorrow night is Tabitha's Salon Takeover,  and if you're not watching you've only missed one episode,  so catch it tomorrow!

And I just saw an ad that the Silver Daddy Tim Gunn is coming back with his Guide to Style,  and he has FINALLY ditched that horrid Veronica Webb (what color is she supposed to be, anyway?)

 

and replaced her with the adorable Gretta Monahan. Much cuter!

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So, Miss G will catch Tabitha in New Orleans tomorrow.  IF Gustav doesn't screw things up!!   It's not looking good,  but these things are very unpredictable when they are this far out!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Teacher's Pet

As I log on to post this link on the blog it occurs to Miss Ginger how many teachers/educators she knows, both in real life and in the blogosphere.  She was always teachers pet in school (tends to happen when 4 smart, handsome brothers precede you in school!) so I guess it's no surprise!

Anyho, for all you teachers out there- and everyone else, for that matter,  follow this link to one of my favorite blogs! I "lifted" one of the entries as a teaser:

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/08/student-exam-frustration-of-day.html

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Miss Ginger Returns- briefly!

Miss G is back home after the retreat in West Columbia and there were 2 kitties here who were very glad to see her!  Jackson climbed right up on her chest as soon as she sat down,  and she and Shelby napped for an hour or so and that little kitty just kept snuggling herself closer and closer!  It's so sweet to come home to them, but unfortunately it won't be for long! 

Jackson Square

Miss G leaves for New Orleans on Thursday,  first for play and then to work! Thursday marks the start of Southern Decadence

New Orleans' summer celebration of the GLBT community.  Often called the "Gay Mardi Gras" (as if Mardi Gras itself isn't gay enough!), SoDec is gathering of the gay movers and shakers from all across the land!  Miss G will be meeting friends there from California, Ohio, and God knows where else,  and she always makes some new ones whenever she goes! Miss G LOVES to "perch" on the ledge above the fireplace at the Bourbon Pub where she can drink and chat and flirt and visit till it's time for bed! It's always hot as hell there,  and as Miss G gets older she can't party quite as hard as she used to,  but it's a great time and there are always LOTS of photo ops to be had. Just a little early disclaimer for my housewife readers in the midwest-  it's really hot there,  so the boys I'll be photographing won't be wearing much in the way of clothing.  Just sayin'!

 

After that, Miss G will be busy busy helping America's Department Store prepare to open 2 new locations on the same day in the metro NOLA area!  She'll be living at the Marriott Lakeway in Metairie for about 2 months as we get these showplaces ready to open,  just in time for the nationwide 150th anniversary celebration.  It's supposed to be a star studded gala opening,  and in addition to Martha Stewart, Emeril Lagasse, and Tommy Hilfiger,  Miss G's silver-haired heartthrob Tim Gunn is going to be there!  She cannot wait to meet him!!!

Tim Gunn

Speaking of Tim, for those of you who missed Project Runway last week,  catch the rerun next Wednesday.  It was priceless!  Miss G's fave won, worn by Varla Jean Merman:

 

She also loved these:

Unfortunately, Miss G is not going to have much time for sewing over the next couple of months so she will have to live her sewfest fantasies through the designers on PR!

By the bye, if anyone wants to see Varla Jean in person she will be appearing in New Orleans this December!

Dec 5th - Dec 28th

New Orleans, LA Scrooge In Rouge
with Varla Jean Merman, Ricky Graham and Yvette Hargis
Friday & Saturday at 8PM, Sunday at 6PM
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Le Chat Noir
715 St. Charles
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Call 504.581.5812

Ricky Graham has been a New Orleans classic since Miss G's sorority days, so the show is sure to be a hoot! His "local color" characters include Flamin' Ramond, the Meter Maid,  and Bitsy Chardonnay and the entire Chardonnay clan!

For those of you who are hoping to catch a glimpse of Miss G, she will be back in H-town the weekend of September 6th to do a show at Tony's Corner Pocket.  Hope you can all be there to cheer me on-  it benefits the Krewe,  so I know you'll all want to come out and support the cause!


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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Miss Ginger Retreats!

Miss Ginger finds herself in the booming metropolis of West Columbia, Texas,  for the Krewe of Olympus annual retreat at "Momma's" house.  The house is kinda full so Miss G is staying at the Best Western Brazos InnBest Western Brazos Inn

It's a far cry from the Westin "Heavenly Beds" or the W "WWonderful Suites" that Miss G has become accustomed to in these last few years of business travel,  but there is sort of a nostalgic charm,  as Miss G has probably not stayed in a true "motel" since she was a kid on a rollaway in Momma and Daddy's room!  You know, a motel- the kind where you park your car right outside the door!  It is convenient, I gotta say!  And the Krewe has converted it to a true "''mo"- tel,  with 'mo's occupying many of the rooms! Including Miss G new "Mom and Dad", as well as the Dame herself!

More later!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ginger Spins Off on a Tangent!

Miss Ginger's addiction to occupational reality television has spun out of control as one of TV's first "reality spinoffs" premiers on Bravo. Tabitha Coffey  Tabathareturns to Bravo after it's first season with Shear Genius to take the helm of her own show,  Tabitha's Salon Takeover.  As the name suggests,  Tabitha goes in to struggling salons and takes over to help them become more profitable, more fun , and more FABULOUS! And she always does it in solid black clothing,  with lots of spiky boots and footwear that makes Miss G squeal with delight!

In the first episode,  Tabitha steps in to help Kwanna with her money pit salon "Ten" in Long Beach, California,  home to one of Miss G most handsome crime fighting friends,  "Tim with the FABULOUS calves!"  Part of the problem, short of the fact that Kwanna's kind of a dumb hick with no real management experience,  is that she and her hunky husband Chris

 are so in hock with this salon that Chris has made the incredibly bad decision to leave his crappy, underpaying job and try to help her manage a business he knows nothing about.  It only takes a few minutes for Tabitha to realize that Chris ain't doing shit except looking cute,  so she leads him to discover that what he really wants to do is be a firefighter.  Miss G can't wait for him to graduate the academy so she can get a look at his hose!  Anyway,  the salon is boring, bland,  and stupidly laid out,  so Tabitha goes in and rips out $375,000 worth of "interior design" to reshape the space into a place where people will enjoy getting their hair cut.  And she does it all with a sense of biting South African sarcasm at a level Miss G can only dream ofsomeday achieving!  It's a "must see" in Miss G's book and Tabitha has become one of her latest icons!

She also loves the show because the role that Tabitha serves is not unlike the job that "Boy Ginger" does every day in a retail setting,  although he admittedly finds himself needing to be a bit more diplomatic and tactful and perhaps a bit less aggressive.  Alas, a girl can only dream of doing her job the way she wants when she's "workin' for the man!"

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Miss Ginger Rants

What’s up with all the airtime Ted Allen gets on the telly?  Apparently he was some food editor or something for Esquire magazine, and then became the least popular fag on

 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 

Then he got a gig with chef daddy Tom Collichio and luscious Padma Lakshi

on Top Chef, where he just came across as bitter and unknowledgeable. 

 

Now he has managed to horn his way into Food Network, with another terrible show called Food Detectives. Food Detectives

It’s sort of a cross between Mr. Wizard and Mister Rogers, and it’s pretty creepy.  He spent the last episode micro waving grapes and bars of soap, and dropping wads of gum in fake stomach acid.  I felt like I wasn’t watching Food Network, but Nickelodeon instead.  The next thing you know he’ll be dropping Mentos into Diet Cokes. I don’t think there’s a lot of 8th graders watching Food Network. I think he musta given some killer hooha to Bob Tushman, that’s all I’m saying!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Miss Ginger Rides the Train- and Does Her Civic Duty!

Just so you all know,  Miss G performed a criminal act.  She skipped out on jury duty a few weeks ago.  Not on purpose. She just forgot.  So she got a new (and more demanding) summons that required her to appear again today. So she went to the Harris County District Court complex.

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And sat. And sat. And sat. And didn't get picked.  She fell asleep for awhile,  and when she woke up her leg was still asleep and she was afraid she had deep vein thrombosis.  But it finally woke up.  And then she went back to work.

The only good thing about it is that,  for the first time in history,  the MetroRail,  Houston's only non-bus form of public transit,  was actually going from somewhere Ginger was to somewhere Ginger needed to be. 

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The courthouse is about 7 blocks down Main Street from Miss Ginger's office,  and, since it was raining,  and you can ride it for free with your jury summons,  Miss G took the train one stop,  from the Main Street station to the Preston station.  It's a really nice train with a really smooth ride.  It's such a shame that it doesn't go anywhere more useful!  Maybe someday people will stop bitching with their namby pamby "NIMBY" attitudes and embrace the fact that they live in an urban city where public transportation is a necessity.  If you don't want a train running past your house,  move to the 'burbs! You'll probably be happier there anyway! Then we can expand our train system and become the modern city we should be, and it won't bother you one bit!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

She Finally Figures it Out!

Sometimes Miss Ginger goes all Juanita Bartlett and drives herself crazy trying to remember stuff that none of you folks really care about anyway. 

 Such was the case with Johnathan Horton 

of the US Olympic Mens Gymnastics team. He reminds Miss Ginger of someone,  but who?  Someone from work, someone she sees around town,  a celebrity?  It drives her crazy!  Well, today she figured it out!!!

It's Shawn Pyfrom ,

who plays Andrew Van de Kamp on TV's Desperate Housewives!  Isn't the resemblance uncanny, at least in the face.  Now, below the neck, it's a whole 'nother story!  At least Miss G doesn't have that weighing on her mind any more!

 

Miss Ginger Plays Master

of Ceremonies,  that is!

Last night,  ICOH held their annual P and P Ball at N and Out,  Boy Ginger's neighborhood watering hole.  It's not typically a drag venue,  but what the hell, right?  Anyho,  Miss G's dear friend (and former Queen Olympus) Tytania is honorary 1/2 Emperor of ICOH, and he asked Miss G if she would be his co-emcee.  "A chance to hold and microphone and the attention of an entire room full of people?  Oh, I couldn't! What time do we have to be there?!"

It was a fun time and we opened the show by doing a little number together.

She ran into some old friends including the incredibly handsome Mr. Roger.

But lest you think it all fun and games,  there is photo evidence that Miss G did perform the important duty of introducing the Royalty and dignitaries of the reign. (Doesn't she look like a drag braniac with those glasses on? Don't they know to use a HUGE font on a drag queen's script!?

But, she made it graciously through the 10-page titles they give themselves,  like

"Her Royal Highness,  the Wildly Deranged and Publicly Stupid, White-Tailed Moron on Whole Wheat Toast, Beer Drinking ,Cussword Slinging, Appollo Gemeni Mercury Moon Tiger Eating Space Shuttle Empress, Miss (insert drag name here)!

More later- it's times for breakfast with "Mom" and "Dad"!