Miss Ginger finds herself once again mesmerized by current news events involving religious figures. She has not been this fascinated by a news trail since the whole FDLS scandal settled down.
So, the trial of Vicki Osteen, co-pastor of Lakewood Church,continues. Let me say up front that Miss G is firmly in Vicki's camp, because Vicki is a true Diva for the long haul. Her defense is solid and the case against her is very weak, so I'm sure she will win. That being said, the photos coming out of the courtroom can't possibly be helping matters!
This photo ran with the headline "Preacher's Wife Dumbfounded by Claim". Joel: "Okay, baby. Make the dumbfounded look we practiced at home!"
Now, TV doesn't always reveal stature, but if you've ever seen Miss Vicki around town, you know she's a petite little fleur, no bigger than a popcorn fart. Let's remember that the case revolves around the accusation that Vicki pushed Sharon Brown against the lavatory door and elbowed her in the boob.
Let's take a look a Sharoniqua:
Where to begin? First, she's an amazon! The thought that Vicki could move this beast out of equilibrium is questionable from the start. And to elbow her in the boob Vicki would probably have to climb up on the seat! Also, she seriously needs a stylist. Give me break. Dreads? Girl- you're asking a judge- whom you know is going to be an old, white guy- to award you a bizzillion dollars! Wash your fucking hair before you show up at his desk! And that dress! You are trying to make a jury believe that a tiny little white girl shoved you hard enough for it to matter. Try to find something that doesn't accentuate your already manly shoulders and make you look like you play linebacker for the NWFA!!! And for God's sake, smile! It's supposed to be hemmorhoids, not a debilitating brain tumor!
Unfortunately, the photos of the accused aren't much more flattering. We're looking just a little crazed in this photo:
And here we are upon finishing our cherry popcicle after recess:
Here's her charismatic husband Joel jumping to her defense. He leans into the microphone and asks: "Define "shoved""!
Miss Vicki is not happy with Joel's testimony so she backhands him on the way out of the courtroom:
This all leaves Sharoniqua feeling smug, and she flirts with a member of her defense team: "Big Momma's gonna be rich! Pretty thang like you don't need to be workin'! Big Momma gonna have lots o' money to buy you lots o' pretty thangs!"
She continues: "Maria? Dat bitch? I'm just wit her fo' her testimony! Soon as this shit's over me and you gonna run off to Cancun and leave her here serving tiny cocktails and dumping airsick bags!"
But Miss Vicki's not worried, because she has famed defense attorney and style minion Rusty Hardin handling her case. The jury of naturalized immigrants with no TV sets will swoon over him:
Court's adjourned for the weekend, but subscribe to TFBOMGG to keep up with all the drama!
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