Last night Top Design returned to the cable media empire on Bravo and it's clear they have been revamped by the networks most talented producers! The cheesy set has been replaced by chic sophistication
and Jonathan Adler's ridiculous "see you later, decorator" has been replaced by " the hunchback of Bravo Networks " India Hicks
saying "we can't live with your design!"
The designers were divied into teams and each was assigned to design a "loft" for one of the judges. Each judge gave very specific design criteria, and each team had a budget of $2,000 to create these enormous 2 story lofts. Downplayed to the audience was the fact that the flooring, wallpaper, paint, and fabrics didn't have to come from the $2,000 budget.
The heavily hyped beefcake of the show, Preston,
was a disappointment to Miss Ginger. Not only did he look like his chest was caved in, he was not that great of a designer. He has nice arms, granted, but the v-neck t-shirt he insists on wearing in every scene makes him look like he just survived open heart surgery!
The Martha Stewart queen, Eddie, has a schtick up his ass as well, with a duffle bag full of silver chargers and toast servers that he has collected over years of dragging La Martha to endless Connecticut flea markets. His "jeans with a tie and vest" drag is old after only the first episode. Who can paint in that shit?!
The gurl from Houston is indefensible as well. Robert
did not come up with the lighting he promised, which drew mucho criticism from his judge/client, Margaret Russell in her LV pumps, carefully posed so the viewer can appreciate their signature red instep!
All he accomplished was to ciriticize his teammates and to throw Preston under the bus. Miss G is relatively well connected in Houston design circles and she's never heard of this queen!
And then the dude with the forgetable Russian sounding name got sent home for propping an ugly mirror at a stupid "jaunty" angle just inside the front door. He deserved it.
Finally, they'd better auf that nelly Asian thang "Whattsit"
pretty quickly if they want Miss G to watch this show much longer. That bitch is like Lee Nails on a chalkboard- and she needs to "press on!"
2 comments:
Miss G, I don't watch this show, but reading your commentary was entertainment enough! "Like Lee Nails on a chalkboard, and she needs to 'press on!' " That's perfect!
Beth
I will catch this on the endless (thank god- because I don't miss anything!) retuns. Great commentary- from your new fan, Dannelle
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