Fw: Wine or Water

Here's a great comment (and great advice!!!) from one of my co-lieutenants in the Krewe:

From: Michael McKeehen <michael_mckeehen@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Wine or Water

Wine or Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,  (E.
coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering  and/or
fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit. There is  no
need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm
doing it as a public service.

 

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