Thursday, November 8, 2007

Can you believe it's almost THANKSGIVING?

I guess when mssngmysoldier said she was celebrating early Thanksgiving next we it really hit Miss Ginger:  she is simply NOT ready for the holidays!  Please don't think she is a Scrooge or a Grinch-  that couldn't be farther from the truth!  The truth is, they have really snuck up on her this year and her preparation level is zero!!!

First of all,  she still needs time to lose the weight she gained last year "because of the holidays". Secondly,  she has no idea where she wants to spend the celebrations, or with whom. And finally,  she is simply NOT prepared to deal with shopping,  decorating,  and the requisite merrymaking required for an appropriate observance of this festive occassion!  If she did it now the tree is sure to scream Charlie Brown!!

So here's her proposal:  let's push them back this year!  Think about it- there's not shit going on in say, March or April.  If we wait until then,  there will be  plenty of time to prepare a proper menu,  select perfect gifts for everyone,  and decorate Chez Ginger in the splendor of the season that her FABULOUS friends deserve!   All the retail queens could take the week for vacation,  the weather will be more predictable,  and we'll be able to give each other FABULOUS gifts because everything will have been on sale!

Let me know what you think!  I (and my 4 glasses of merlot!) think it is a BRILLIANT concept!

Holiday love to all!   ......g

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