Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Teaching lesbians to dance!

Have you ever tried to teach lesbians to dance? Until tonight,  neither had Miss Ginger, but she's here to tell you,  it ain't easy!  It's not that they don't have rhythm, God love 'em, because they do.  They're just so STIFF!  Girls: loosen up, relax,  and enjoy the music!  And this was just a rehearsal!

You see,  Friday night is the 5th annual Dykie Diva contest benefitting Legacy Community Health Services.  Once again,  Miss Ginger will  be there to help make ladies of these ladies,  and she was even asked to help choreograph the routine for the production number that the previous winners will put on!  Last year,  the lady that Miss Ginger painted, Fluffy Ruffles,  won the contest,  so Miss G is hoping for a repeat this year! If you've never seen Dykie Diva,  I strongly encourage you to catch it Friday night at Chances,  starting at 10pm.  Miss G will be there,  along with Queen Olympus XXXVIII, Queen Kaylynn,  who will be one of the guest judges!  Hope you can all make it!

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